4800 y/o Human Remains Found in the Tetons

Friday, April 1st, 2016

I can’t believe this is being erased from the internet!


Only known photo of remains found in the cave

A couple weeks ago local ski enthusiasts, Clarice Prairie and Becca Tacloet, took off for a quick hike up the Grand Teton for what they thought would be a non-eventful spring ski. They noted several new rock slides  from the early March earthquake swarm along the way, but continued their hike to the top. As Prairie and Tacloet were climbing over some lose rock from a slide, Prairie slipped and fell into a narrow space in the rocks that opened into a small cave. She nearly landed in the lap of some human remains, next to the remains were some modern electronic devices. Prairie and Tacloet took several photos, noted the GPS location in their iPhones, and continued with their ski. When Prairie and Tacloet arrived at the trail head they notified the local authorities of their discovery, and texted photo of their find to me.

Archaeologist and global warming expert, Vika Starkington, was in the area doing a study of ancient human dwellings recently uncovered by melting glaciers. Starkington excavated the site and sent samples to Washington for carbon dating and DNA testing. The carbon dating concluded everything found in the cave was approximately 4,800 years old. “This is very confusing” said Starkington, “The lab ran [the carbon dating test] 4 times, and the results were the same.”

JJ Wrightner Feb 2015

          JJ Wrightner

The DNA results were even more confusing. The remains were that of JJ Wrightner, a local inventor that went missing last June. On the day of his disappearance his VW Bug was found at trail head with his journal and a note on the seat. Wrightner had been working on a time travel device, the note said that he had found the secret to time travel, it’s elevation. He planned to go to 1955 to prove his hero, “Doc” Brown, was based on a real person. His note said that if he did not return something may have gone wrong, and he was leaving his journal for time further travel study.

Grand Teton National Park SAR found Wrightner’s day pack and hiking stick on the top of the Grand Teton but never located his body, until now. Geologist Liv Klinger hypothesized Wrightner’s time travel device was a success but tragically put him in the Tetons at at the time of the last big Teton Fault earthquake, Wrightner’s time travel device being the cause of the earthquake. When called for an interview, Klinger said she was focusing all her time trying to pass a bill banning time travel.


Clarice Prairie and Becca Tacloet

Local news papers, Jackson Hole News & Guide, Plant Jackson Hole, and all ran this story earlier this week, but now the stories are gone! Prairie and Tacloet were last seen yesterday getting pushed into a black SUV near Albertson’s by two men in black suits. Witness Kay Krachy said “I was waiting for Wolfie to do his business when this black SUV stopped then two men in black jumped out and grabbed the girls. It was just like something from the X-Files.”

In addition, all of Prairie and Tacloet’s social media accounts have vanished.


Valkyrie Costume

Friday, September 26th, 2014

In Norse mythology, a valkyrie  is one of a host of female figures who choose those who may die in battle and those who may live. Selecting among half of those who die in battle, the valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled over by the god Odin. Valkyries also appear as lovers of heroes and other mortals, where they are sometimes described as the daughters of royalty, sometimes accompanied by ravens, and sometimes connected to swans or horses. (read more at

The Ride of the Valkyries  is the popular term for the beginning of Act III of Die Walküre, the second of the four operas by Richard Wagner that constitute Der Ring des Nibelungen. You have probably heard it many times on TV or in the movies. Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd even covered Ride of the Valkyries… listen on YouTube… now tell me,  you were singing “Kill The Wabbit, Kill The Wabbit, Kill The Wabbit ….” weren’t you!
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The Met in HD presented the Die Walküre in summer 2011. After watching that performance at Walk Festival Hall I was inspired for my next costume. The skirt from the Gray Lady costume I made the prior year would work perfectly and I spent the summer/fall going through my closets, jewelry boxes, craft supplies, and shopped yard sales and second hand stores for things that I could re-purpose for the costume. When the Jackson Hole Community Band passed out new music for the 2011 Halloween Concert it included Ride of the Valkyrie, perfect! The flute section all dressed as Valkyries with me.

Accessories are the most important part of any costume, I started with the Gray Lady Skirt, a tank top from my wardrobe, I made some shoulder armor and a head dress, and the rest is just accessories.

IMG_1806IMG_1907 I found some wrist cuffs in a discount jewelry store that fit the costume. I used a belt to hike up the skirt and make it look more like a riding dress. Under the skirt is black boots and a pair of black denim colored leggins.

The metallic shirt was one I had in my closet for several years, dangerously close to being out of fashion, it Valkryie Topworked perfectly for the armor top. I used a black lace turtle neck from the Gray Lady costume, wrapped it with a belt from a second hand store and added several pieces of jewelry from my vintage collection. The choker is made from a vintage silver mesh choker and a broken vintage belt buckle. The silver colored purse is something I found in a clearance bin, I knew it would work with the costume but I can’t remember where I found it.

placematIMG_1904To make the shoulder armor I used a single round metallic silver color round place mat I found in a clearance bin for under .50¢.

I cut it in half, and cut each half into pieces.  Using a hole punch I punched 2 holes in the ends of each piece. Using ribbon I looped through all the holes and connected the op with silver color vintage looking buttons from my many jars of buttons. Safety pins attached the shoulder armor securely to the sleeves of the tank top.


The headdress required a little research, and was the most time consuming part of the costume. I spent many mornings Googling photos to come up with a conceptual idea that would not be too complicated, or expensive, I had to make 5 of them. Then went shopping.


  • Silver gadgets from my crafting box (purchased at a garage sale)
  • Belts from second hand store
  • White feathers (from craft store)
  • Black feathers, I found a set of black angel wings at a Halloween store that was cheaper than buying a large bag of feathers.
  • Some silver dove Christmas ornaments from the dollar store
  • Glue
  • Leather hole punch
  • Faux leather cord, another yard sale find.
  • Large silver Beads

I started this project by plucking the black feathers from the angel wing and pulling the wings off the Christmas doves, laying it out on a tray. I didn’t get struck by lightning so next I took the belts to rehearsal and fitted them to the everyone heads marking them with a pen. I cut the belts down to size and punched holes where needed. I used the leather cord to hand stitch the belt into a headband, adding a few beads to the end to give it a finished look.

IMG_2299I have no idea what the silver thing’s original purpose was, they were in a lot of jewelry or crafting materials I picked up a few years prior at a garage sale. They had a 1960’s look and the wide end was hollow.  One side had an adjustable knob on it, all it needed to attach to the headdress was a hole in the leather, the other side had embellishments that I removed.

I arranged the feathers into the silver thing and used hot glue to keep them in place and glued a dove wing over the top. Once the glue dried I hot glued buttons over the rough ends of the dove wing to give it a finished look. See all the headdresses here.


I wore this costume for the 2011 and 2013 Halloween Concerts. The 2014 Halloween concert is Saturday October 25th 3PM at Walk Festival Hall, Teton Village. I’m busy working on a new costume for this year, subscribe to my blog to get a notification when I post the results.

The Gray Lady (Ghost) Costume

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

 I found this costume @ but did not want a purchased costumeHalloween is one of my favorite holidays so when the Jackson Hole Community Band planned their 1st Annual Halloween Concert in 2010 I started planning my costume right away. (Photos Here)

I found this costume at but did not want a purchased costume, I prefer to make my own.

DSC_0699DSC_0697I found this dress at Deseret Industries in Idaho Falls (a second hand store) for $15. The skirt fabric was perfect, and it had some weight so it would flow nicely. It was a little small around the waist, and the waist line was too high, but with some imagination it would work perfectly.

I cut the top off to drop the waist line, I’ll fold the extra fabric over to make the new waistband. I had to remove the zipper so i used some hook and eyes i had in my sewing stash. They looked a little funny but when the costume was dyed it gave it an out of the grave vintage look.

I used 2 packs of black Rit Dye powder ($4.78 + tax) to dye the dress, what a mess!! [note to self: never buy the powder again]. I dissolved the dye in hot water before I put it in the washer but I still got some dark splotches on the satin. They are near the bottom but it was OK (it’s just a costume) I’m not sure if I suck at dying fabric or if the satin had food stains that did not come out when I washed it.

Drip dry in my basement laundry room . I dyed the scraps in case i need them to build the new waistband.



The color is very close to the color in the costume I’m trying to copy.

For the veil I used a crocheted table top i got at a yard sale (or a friend did) for probably under a buck. 1/2 bottle of black liquid Rit dye, veil under $3.


What makes any costume are the details and accessories. I used the flowers and ribbon I cut off the dress for embellishments.


I spent about $25 on items that will only be for the costume and $60 on clothing and accessories that are real cloths I can wear all year. It came out nicer than the original costume AND I got a few more things for my wardrobe.

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I wore this costume for the 2010 Halloween Concert and the 2012 concert. The 2014 Halloween concert is Saturday October 25th 3PM at Walk Festival Hall, Teton Village.