Lock your cat in out of the room for the rest of the project.
Clip a piece of ribbon a bit longer than the card is wide and lay it out over the paint line. (do NOT glue down yet.)
Cut enough letters from the magazine to spell "WEIRD SHIT BING" for each card, the buttons will be the "O". Letters should fit between ribbon and top of card but be random in font.I found it handy to sort them in a deviled egg rack.
Lay out the letters using, a button for the O, across top of card for your desired look.
Set the letters, ribbon, and button aside.
Brush a think coart of Mod Podge over the painted area and about a ¼" over the line where the ribbon will go.
Place the letters back in their positions. If you work fast and dont press the letters in the Mod Podge will allow you to move them a little until you get them just right.
Gently press all the letters down so there are no bubbles and the edges are down.
Cover with a medium coat of Modge Podge.
Place ribbon in place and press into the Mod Podge.
Let completely dry.
Check with fingers that there are now loose edges. If needed add second coat of Mod Podge, careful not to cover ribbon, and let completely dry.
Trim the ribbon edges.
Glue the button into the "O" position with Tacky Glue.